Chord in the phone part 5

And so Rurg set off on his quest to travel to Candy Mountain. This left most of the villagers bewildered as they were not aware that such a mountain existed. But still he was the king. What king says goes. However before he set off on his journey he went to see his old tutor Merlin. Merlin claimed that if Rurg was ever to find Candy Mountain then he would have to seek a boy under the name of Stompy
Merlin: If you fail to find this boy then the mountain will cease to exist.
Rurg: No candy?
Merlin: No candy.

The chord in the phone part 4

People tried to pull the chord out of the phone but everyone lacked the strength to do so. Because they were lame. And a war was going on. Somewhere. So the phone was just left to ring forever. And ever. And ever. For Rurg (he changed his name remember?). But then one day, Rurg called up a public anouncement to tell the villagers about his new plan.
Rurg: I'm going to candy mountain! Candy mountain!
Guard: You do know there's no such thing as candy mountain right?
Rurg: You're fired!

The chord in the phone will return after these messages

Well I've decided to do an update that isn't the chord in the phone. Most of this stuff is being made up as I go along and at the moment my imagination isn't working as well as it should be. If I never mentioned this before I am actually a redgehog. Its a cross breed between a hedgehog and a (insert animal beginning with R here). Now I don't have many super powers that you think cross breeds have except for one. Whenever I talk about video games my nose sets on fire. Yep. I even have my own sound effect for when I do talk about video games. Froommth.
I leave you with that. Sorry its not much of an update but the imagination and all.
P.S I'm a student at the school of Reapers. Owned by the Author of Bear Taboo.

Chord in the phone part 3

The red king confronted the insulter in an insult match. In the end he managed to win by repeatedly saying "like your face". He was therefore crowned king and for a short while chaos spread through the land (what you thought there would be peace? Come on). But then one fateful day at the strike of ten the royal phone started ringing. The Red king answered it with eager anticipation. And what did he hear?
Red kings mum: "How are you?""why haven't you called me?""have you got that haircut yet?""What time is it?"" Wheres that cup of tea I asked for?""Why is the sky blue?".
OH THE HORROR

The chord in the phone part 2

There were many brave souls who dared to confront this insulter in an insult battle. However the result was always the same (the loser would spontaneously combust). With this result the insulter was left alone for several months, allowing England to plumit into even more chaos. Until one person bravely decided to confront the insulter after several months. His name was unknown to many. Instead because of his reference to nearby legends he was known as: The Red King.

Smile. You just got through the first week.

Now obviously you got through the first week of school. It should be alright from here. You know what courseworks need finishing and what to expect. Soon you'll get back to the status quo (most of you already have). However you have to deal with one dreaded thing. I'm talking about the new year picture. For me its nearly impossible not to laugh at my photo. This years photo was so funny that I literally have 6 people who would like to buy it. Even my mum wants to buy its because she thinks its funny. And we all know that a mum won't buy it if its a bad picture. Will I ever show you the picture? No. I'm a man who wants my privacy and therefore unlike other blogs you see no personal information will be given away. Now we got that out of the way with.... I will finish off with the intro to: THE CHORD IN THE PHONE. (clears throat)
It was a time of darkness when the king of england died a tragic death after eating a food under the name of an Awesome Sauce Bar (made of 99.9% iodine, guaranteed to make you cooler. IF you survive). The king left behind his best insulter. It was decreed by him that who ever shall beat his royal insulter will become the next king of England.

Yay

Oh joy the text color has changed. Oh and just for the record the next few posts will be on a small parody of the sword in the stone. It is called: The Chord in the Phone