Chord in the phone part 3

The red king confronted the insulter in an insult match. In the end he managed to win by repeatedly saying "like your face". He was therefore crowned king and for a short while chaos spread through the land (what you thought there would be peace? Come on). But then one fateful day at the strike of ten the royal phone started ringing. The Red king answered it with eager anticipation. And what did he hear?
Red kings mum: "How are you?""why haven't you called me?""have you got that haircut yet?""What time is it?"" Wheres that cup of tea I asked for?""Why is the sky blue?".
OH THE HORROR

The chord in the phone part 2

There were many brave souls who dared to confront this insulter in an insult battle. However the result was always the same (the loser would spontaneously combust). With this result the insulter was left alone for several months, allowing England to plumit into even more chaos. Until one person bravely decided to confront the insulter after several months. His name was unknown to many. Instead because of his reference to nearby legends he was known as: The Red King.

Smile. You just got through the first week.

Now obviously you got through the first week of school. It should be alright from here. You know what courseworks need finishing and what to expect. Soon you'll get back to the status quo (most of you already have). However you have to deal with one dreaded thing. I'm talking about the new year picture. For me its nearly impossible not to laugh at my photo. This years photo was so funny that I literally have 6 people who would like to buy it. Even my mum wants to buy its because she thinks its funny. And we all know that a mum won't buy it if its a bad picture. Will I ever show you the picture? No. I'm a man who wants my privacy and therefore unlike other blogs you see no personal information will be given away. Now we got that out of the way with.... I will finish off with the intro to: THE CHORD IN THE PHONE. (clears throat)
It was a time of darkness when the king of england died a tragic death after eating a food under the name of an Awesome Sauce Bar (made of 99.9% iodine, guaranteed to make you cooler. IF you survive). The king left behind his best insulter. It was decreed by him that who ever shall beat his royal insulter will become the next king of England.

Yay

Oh joy the text color has changed. Oh and just for the record the next few posts will be on a small parody of the sword in the stone. It is called: The Chord in the Phone

The Longest Night

Sorry I couldn't update my blog yesterday, I was a bit depressed. And with good reason. I today is the day that I went back to school. All through the day (yesterday) you feel sluggish and slow and also depressed knowing that this night you won't be able to go to bed on the time you were going to bed over the holiday. So with this lack of time you think of something to keep yourselves occupied knowing that at the end of the day you won't be satisfied. Also you may suddenly realise that you didn't do that work that you were ment to do at the start of the holiday but were too lazy to finish then. Then there's bed time. You may cry a little thinking about all the bad things you have done. EVER. Also the night seems to go on forever. Then when you look at your watch you realise that 20 minuites have passed. Don't worry though. Everything is better when you actually do your first day. Well except for me. Football in the rain anyone?