The chord in the phone part 4

People tried to pull the chord out of the phone but everyone lacked the strength to do so. Because they were lame. And a war was going on. Somewhere. So the phone was just left to ring forever. And ever. And ever. For Rurg (he changed his name remember?). But then one day, Rurg called up a public anouncement to tell the villagers about his new plan.
Rurg: I'm going to candy mountain! Candy mountain!
Guard: You do know there's no such thing as candy mountain right?
Rurg: You're fired!

The chord in the phone will return after these messages

Well I've decided to do an update that isn't the chord in the phone. Most of this stuff is being made up as I go along and at the moment my imagination isn't working as well as it should be. If I never mentioned this before I am actually a redgehog. Its a cross breed between a hedgehog and a (insert animal beginning with R here). Now I don't have many super powers that you think cross breeds have except for one. Whenever I talk about video games my nose sets on fire. Yep. I even have my own sound effect for when I do talk about video games. Froommth.
I leave you with that. Sorry its not much of an update but the imagination and all.
P.S I'm a student at the school of Reapers. Owned by the Author of Bear Taboo.