Smile. You just got through the first week.

Now obviously you got through the first week of school. It should be alright from here. You know what courseworks need finishing and what to expect. Soon you'll get back to the status quo (most of you already have). However you have to deal with one dreaded thing. I'm talking about the new year picture. For me its nearly impossible not to laugh at my photo. This years photo was so funny that I literally have 6 people who would like to buy it. Even my mum wants to buy its because she thinks its funny. And we all know that a mum won't buy it if its a bad picture. Will I ever show you the picture? No. I'm a man who wants my privacy and therefore unlike other blogs you see no personal information will be given away. Now we got that out of the way with.... I will finish off with the intro to: THE CHORD IN THE PHONE. (clears throat)
It was a time of darkness when the king of england died a tragic death after eating a food under the name of an Awesome Sauce Bar (made of 99.9% iodine, guaranteed to make you cooler. IF you survive). The king left behind his best insulter. It was decreed by him that who ever shall beat his royal insulter will become the next king of England.